Story my cab driver told

So my sister, she does not speak English, and in the middle of the night she wakes me up she says Brother, brother, I think our neighbor needs help, she is screaming! And I get up and I look in the window — they never close the blinds, it is filthy in there, you would not believe, five people making a mess — and our neighbor, she is just having fun.

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  • elfypiratequeen
    January 19, 2006 at 2:47 pm

    That could possibly be the most wonderful story I have ever heard…

  • anonymous
    February 17, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    Neighbors can be really rude.
    Gosh, I remember my neighbors used to fight in the middle of the FUCKING morning. I mean, Ok, 12:00 am, I understand. 1:00 am, Really annoying, But I understand. 4’O CLOCK OR 3′ O CLOCK IN THE MORNING!!! IT WAS LIKE, “HELLO, 9TH GRADER HERE!! MAYBE YOU DON’T GOTTA GET UP A 5 IN THE MORNING TO GO TO HELL, (high school) BUT I DO!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE!!”
    -Girl Anachronism