Susan needs to understand that she needs to be building up her language production.

Susan needs opportunities to practice literate speech.

Susan needs to continue sharing her public farts - proudly and loudly!

Susan needs to get off her butt and do more housework.

Susan needs all your love and money

Susan needs to get back with Mike because Carl dont know.

Susan needs a set of t-shirts graced with silly cliches that, nevertheless, exemplify her willingness to step off the cliff of safety

Susan needs a lip, otherwise small things disappear forever.

Susan needs to hear from YOU!!

Susan needs to work on writing better songs.

Susan needs to write “her age”. Her intelligence. Her life experience.

Susan needs your help.

Susan needs to get.over.it.

Susan will help you with a problem or issue you are working on right now, at no charge.

Susan needs an alias created to support her latest project and wants it done immediately.

Susan needs to keep spam under control.

Susan needs to be certified by the Southern Seed Certification Association.

Susan needs to be on the list simply because she dominated the race for years.

Susan needs a tray, six inserts, center bowl and metal spinning rack.

Susan needs to quit injuring people.

Susan needs to slow down to increase her quality of eye hand foot control.

Susan needs 50 bushels of apples for her famous Apple pie.

Susan needs to be as simple as possible for the end user.

Susan needs to spend extra time at your location in order to save the conference money on air fare.

Susan needs to develop a strategy for the safe enjoyment of some of the more extreme forms of pleasure.

Susan needs to be safely stored in a human brain.

Susan needs to get laid!

Susan needs to be good signage, too.

Susan needs to wear a bra.

Susan needs your help now to prepare for the election.

Susan needs to hook up your catheter.

Susan needs to communicate her work experience and her sense of style.

Susan needs to put laundry in the washing machine as soon as she gets home. from class.

Susan needs to get working on her best shrill voice also, because the viewing public demands authenticity.

Susan needs to resolve some Jerry Springer-sized issues with her mother.

Susan needs to succeed in the face of and despite this madness.

Susan needs to use 6 hours of labor to produce one bottle of root beer.

Susan needs to take penicillin for the rest of her life.

Susan needs to turn from Hinduism and embrace the Lord Jesus as her Savior.

Susan needs to know the media.

Susan needs to be developed more as a character.

Susan needs to feed the Yorkies breath mints.

Susan needs to make a call on her cell phone but she can’t find it.

Susan needs to use the ladies room.

Susan needs to feed the rabbits with goat’s milk every two hours.

Susan needs to be fulfilled by taking on a career listening to other people complain about how bad they feel.

Susan needs to realize that we, the American people, are on her side.

have a partial lobotomy.

(That’s sweet!)

Have faith that just because one thing doesn’t work out, it doesn’t mean something cool isn’t just around the corner

Accept that she is not going to read all the books piling up by her bed before they are due…again.

Stop this new and alarmingly alluring habit of procrastinating.

Start doing her yoga again…seriously

Yeah, that thing.

“Kevin Moore probably needs no introduction for most of you.”

Indeed. If you don’t know Kevin Moore, you don’t know crap.

?!

…get online more.
…FIX MY COCKER!!!!!!!!!!
…not give into the tendency to overwork his mechanics.
…know what issues you would like to see addressed in the legal column.
…DECIDE WHAT HE WANTS AND WHY.
…get information to Ron on the phosphorous issue for the higher blends using Ice Ban.
…address his own feelings about his wife working in the business in order to make an untarnished decision about Steve.
…sell 12 major appliances in one day to have enough money for his computer system.
…fire everybody off his team because they are giving him bad advice.
…apologize for posting a diary with a decent point but a bad delivery of said-point.

Second—what handcuff thing?

slap her one.

freakin call me

figure out what topics are in ecology.

get over it and get a life.

post office hours.

stop having her head smashed against head boards.

switch to decaf.

get better is a healthy dose of sweet, magical caffeine.

get her grove back.

further her skills as an artist.

get past her handcuff thing.