You should read Mark Jude Poirier’s book Modern Ranch Living. It is funny and mean and also sad, and involves, among other things:

  • a girl with idiosyncratic grammar who is obsessed with fitness (but in a weightlifting, running, and swimming kind of way, not an anorexic way)
  • a man who is thirty, lives with his mother, and runs a waterpark called Splash World
  • meth heads
  • marker sniffers
  • the desert.

6 Responses to “Dear everyone”

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    anonymous Says:

    Hmmm. I think I will.

    Sophie

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    anonymous Says:

    I don’t want to read this book. If you do make it sound more interesting and maybe add a twist to it like you did in Empress of the World, I’ll think about it.

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    anonymous Says:

    Of course I’ll read it!

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    anonymous Says:

    I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed “Empress of the World,” which I finished a few days ago for a paper I am writing in my Feminist Inquiries course at Boston College. I wish I had something more insightful to say other than “I liked it,” but I am kind of fried from the writing of various drafts and general scholastic malaise…

    so that’s all. I think you rock, Sara Ryan. Have a lovely day.

    - K. @ http://www.thefemmedyke.com

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    nevikmoore Says:

    What? No randy postmodernist literature professors dallying with freshman nubiles? I won’t read it!

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    thisisnotanlj Says:

    thanks so much! :)

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