A guessing game

A friend of mine asks these questions often in the course of her job:

Will you be doing anything athletic?
Are you likely to perspire?
Do you need to be comfortable?
Are you going for sexy, silly, or ironic?
Oil based or water?

Guess what she does for a living.

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14 Responses to “A guessing game”

  1. alisgray Says:
    Sunday, June 18, 2006 at 11:13 pm. |

    …sells wigs?

  2. dculver Says:
    Sunday, June 18, 2006 at 11:45 pm. |

    make-up artist

  3. literaticat Says:
    Monday, June 19, 2006 at 12:21 am. |

    Lingerie sales?

    Body painter?

    Knitter of jaunty Penis Cozies?

  4. janeandsimple Says:
    Monday, June 19, 2006 at 12:24 am. |

    i’m torn between clothing designer and portrait painter, but is that last even an occupation? i figure i’m wrong on both counts and she actually, i don’t know, works in a bike shop or something.

  5. sdn Says:
    Monday, June 19, 2006 at 3:11 am. |

    something to do with body paint.

  6. kenllama Says:
    Monday, June 19, 2006 at 4:44 am. |

    but for question #4, I’d have said massage therapist.
    taking #4 into account, I’ll have to go with hair stylist.

  7. iliketea Says:
    Monday, June 19, 2006 at 6:25 am. |

    Face-painter?

  8. night__flower Says:
    Monday, June 19, 2006 at 8:22 am. |

    a painter of some kind

  9. thisisnotanlj Says:
    Monday, June 19, 2006 at 9:41 am. |

    Some people have gotten elements of it, but no one’s got it exactly. , here is a hint: you know her.

  10. anonymous Says:
    Monday, June 19, 2006 at 11:14 am. |

    Is she a professional clown face designer?

  11. jactitation Says:
    Monday, June 19, 2006 at 1:03 pm. |

    Cosmetologist?

  12. niemandsmeisje Says:
    Friday, June 23, 2006 at 2:41 am. |

    a caricaturist (if that’s how they call it)?

  13. nerdpony Says:
    Monday, June 26, 2006 at 1:39 pm. |

    She sells perfumes?

  14. nerdpony Says:
    Monday, June 26, 2006 at 1:40 pm. |

    …or sex toys.

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