Me and the cat, we look so sweet together in the picture. But I tell you, folks, it’s a damn lie. Snag’s top priority at this time is biting the entire length of my arm and simultaneously attempting to have his frantic and furious way with it. At which point I fling him across the room, and five seconds later the cycle repeats.
Thank goodness this is a temporary condition. He will achieve neutrality on, appropriately enough, Presidents Day.