Sara Ryan

Feels like I’ve been absent from these parts longer than the calendar suggests. There were Circumstances. But now I am home, and I have been doing, if not all, at least many of, the things. Got a haircut. Color is now perilously close to my natural color, which it has not been in Some Time. [...]

…That Will Not Fit Up The Basement Steps Ingredients: (1) serrated steak knife (1) pair of garden shears (1) hand saw (1) flat head screwdriver (2) extremely motivated humans Time: approximately one hour. Temperature: increases throughout.