…That Will Not Fit Up The Basement Steps
Ingredients:
(1) serrated steak knife
(1) pair of garden shears
(1) hand saw
(1) flat head screwdriver
(2) extremely motivated humans
Time: approximately one hour.
Temperature: increases throughout.
Sara Ryan
Novelist, comics writer, and librarian based in Portland, Oregon.
You've found Sara Ryan's website. I write books and comics for teens and others, I work as a librarian, and I blog about any number of things, though writing, estate sales, street art, and my cat are recurring themes.
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Sarah Says:
Wednesday, November 16, 2011 at 8:21 am. |
I think you’re swell. That’s all.