and the music starts to get louder and louder, and more and more discordant, you have to wonder — is the barista really hoping to drive everybody out and get home a little early?
Bonus points for shutting off lights and making as much clatter as possible stacking dishes.
anonymousSeptember 20, 2006 at 3:30 am
I’ve heard that when you have a party you should signal to your guests that it’s time to go by making coffee…I guess that wouldn’t work in this case though.
nevikmooreSeptember 20, 2006 at 8:58 am
It is at that point that you should approach the counter and order a grande extra skinny double whip mocha machiatto. While talking on your cell phone.
And get me a chai while you’re up, please.