It’s about getting lost, and getting un-lost.
2. I don’t have a gym story this week, but I have a couple of snippets:
Dude on treadmill, breathing heavily, to his trainer: “Now, I expect my stomach to be gone when I get off this thing!”
Trainer: “Uh uh, I am not responsible for what you do when you’re outside this room.”
Dude: “Well, that ain’t gonna work!”
And there was a bald guy with an eyepatch on the next weight bench over. We were resting between sets, also breathing a bit heavily. He got his breath back: “It ain’t fair we have to work so hard!”
3. I will not explain why I know this, but hey, if you ever just happen to be obsessively cleaning out your house and take a whole lot of things to Goodwill, and then you realize, possibly after someone else in your house informs you of the fact, that one of the things you donated really, really should not have been given away, there is a thing you can do. If you still have your donation slip, and it has not been very long since you have made said donation, you can go to the Manager and fill out a form called “Donation In Error.” And then, if it hasn’t been too long, and nobody’s, you know, bought the thing, then you can have it back.
4. Oh, and in case you haven’t seen it already, Free Rice is, to me at least, way more addictive than Sudoku.